We’ve time-traveled back to high school, because the internet is seriously talking about Kim Kardashian allegedly giving Pete Davidson a hickey.
The Daily Mail has the photos. You can see them here. In the shots they’re giggling like two 17-year-olds passing notes in A.P. Biology. Let me do the journalistic thing and say we have no confirmation this is, in fact, a hickey. This is all fan speculation, fueled by some seriously bonkers tweets:
What is this bizarre PDA war Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have waged alongside their respective partners, Travis Barker and Pete Davidson? Bathroom make-out sessions one day, holding hands on rollercoasters the next. Do you know those dreams everyone has where they’re back in high school and didn’t attend class all year and now it’s the final exam? The Kardashians are making me feel like those dreams are real. I’m frightened, and I need to wake up.
It remains unclear where this Battle of the Tattooed Boys will take us next. A drive-in movie theater? An SAT prep workshop? Behind the bleachers at a football game? Why is an Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirt manifesting on my chest right now? Do I smell Drakkar Noir?
All the sourced gossip on Kardashian and Davidson supports this high school-y loved-up aesthetic. “They are really happy and seeing where it goes,” a source told E! Online. “Pete has told her he doesn’t want to see anyone else…She is telling some people they aren’t super serious but she isn’t seeing anyone else. She’s trying to not make a big deal about it but is super into him…. Kim is smitten over him and it’s very exciting to her.”
And the pièce de résistance from an E! source: “He makes her laugh the entire time they are together and she is completely enthralled by him.”
Yup, (alleged) neck-sucking certainly falls under the category of “enthralled.”